Jim's wisdom #5: Porn

So while driving done to Warsaw, MO on Friday to do some final prep work for deer season. I drove by a sign  that stated how  porn was nothing but degrading, evil, immoral,and wrong. I am not mentioning this so the arguement can be had on if it is or if it isn't. But, after reading the billboard I got to wondering what positives have come from pornography. And thats right you guessed,  I came up with a few.
1. It is a great educational tool.
2. Shows that even shitty actors and actresses can make movies people will watch
3. Any movie can be adapted to a porn i.e. Forrest Humps, Busty Jones and the Temple of Dildos
4. Taxes from porn revenue helps pay for many social programs that benefit america's youth
5. Has taught many young men the facts of life
6. Gave us great talent like Jenna Jamison, Ron Jeremy(The HedgeHog), John Holmes(Johnny Wad)
7. Showed us why the internet was really invented.
8. Has provided careers for thousands of people who would have ended up leeching off  taxpayers
9. Made plastic surgery the most profitable form of medicine in the world
10. Allows ugly dudes to hookup with smoking hot chicks that are way out of their league.
11. Made Larry Flynt an activist.
12. Made it cool for an 80 year old dude to have 6 girlfriends and all of them be younger than his newest pair of shoes.
13. Proved that fetishes are for the most part harmless and just weird.