Saturday, November 27, 2010

Jim wisdom #7: Laziness it also is a disease

Today I was given the inspiration to return with an all new Jim wisdom after a dry spell. I had an interaction with an individual today that made me wonder what is up with the laziness of some of my coworkers. This individual thought it okay to assist a customer all the way up to the point of finding out, that the customer decided that they wanted to purchase the chair. And it needed to be carried to the front of the store and then to their car. At this point he pawned the customer off on me in what I believe was an act of laziness of not wanting to lift the 25lb chair that was in a box, hell we have hand trucks if it was too heavy for him. It later came to my attention that this individual just prior to pawning the customer off on me was possibly refused the sale of a commissionable warranty on the chair. So, I could not resist but ask  this individual if his arms and legs were broken in which I got the response of  yes they are and that the only reason I was employed at my work was to carry stuff so he wouldn't have to. And the fact that I had to carry the chair out isn't the issue I didn't mind assisting the customer getting the chair to the front and then to their vehicle. That didn't bother me one bit because ultimately my job is to assist the customers in the store to the best of my ability. But, what pissed me off is that this motherfucking half whitted schmuck does this type of thing all the time and puts forth the attitude that any type of actual labor work is beneath him. And that since the customer possibly wasn't buying the warranty that he makes extra money on, that they didn't deserve his time or a full service experience. It is so bad that this guys duties have to be pawned off on other employees just so we can stay half way on track to getting things accomplished.
   So to all you folks out there are like this chicken livered little girly man get off your ass pull your weight. And if you are worried about getting dirty don't its only dirt and will wash out I promise. Hell you start pulling your weight a little more you might find that people aren't so cold torwards you. Also it is ill advised to look down at your coworkers and the other types of work that are done around you. Sometimes we have to leave our normal duties to assist customers it is part of the gig if you don't like it you might want to hit the highway.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Jim wisdom #6: Fuck Censorship

What the fuck gives you the right to decide what words I can and can't hear and what parts of a human body I am allowed to see and which ones I am not allowed to see on tv. After all we all either have them or have seen them up close. Don't sit there and tell me its because you are worried about your kids hearing or seeing it. Cause I am sure they hear worst things coming from your bedroom when you think they are asleep. You sit there preaching about the evils of profanity and sexuality but, it is okay to see acts of violence on tv so horrible that even killers don't want to watch is okay. Cause it isn't thought of as wrong as long as the good guy wins. But, what are you to do if the good guy likes to call the bad guy a cum guzzling donkey fucker and go to a strip joint to watch boobies flop around you put black bars up to cover the boobies and bleep the cum and fucker and it sounds like you bleep guzzling donkey bleep the humor is all gone that way. Am I completely crazy we broadcast our military invading countries and killing and blowing shit up but, we still can't see a completly nude body or say numerous other things because the government feels it is inappropriate for the american people to hear well I say FUCK YOU, you chicken humper! Richard Pryor was right it isn't the words that are wrong but the people's thoughts upon hearing them. So that means America's dirtiest minds are running the FCC. I will not allow them to force their ideals upon me and nor should you.  

Monday, November 1, 2010

Jim's wisdom #5: Porn

So while driving done to Warsaw, MO on Friday to do some final prep work for deer season. I drove by a sign  that stated how  porn was nothing but degrading, evil, immoral,and wrong. I am not mentioning this so the arguement can be had on if it is or if it isn't. But, after reading the billboard I got to wondering what positives have come from pornography. And thats right you guessed,  I came up with a few.
1. It is a great educational tool.
2. Shows that even shitty actors and actresses can make movies people will watch
3. Any movie can be adapted to a porn i.e. Forrest Humps, Busty Jones and the Temple of Dildos
4. Taxes from porn revenue helps pay for many social programs that benefit america's youth
5. Has taught many young men the facts of life
6. Gave us great talent like Jenna Jamison, Ron Jeremy(The HedgeHog), John Holmes(Johnny Wad)
7. Showed us why the internet was really invented.
8. Has provided careers for thousands of people who would have ended up leeching off  taxpayers
9. Made plastic surgery the most profitable form of medicine in the world
10. Allows ugly dudes to hookup with smoking hot chicks that are way out of their league.
11. Made Larry Flynt an activist.
12. Made it cool for an 80 year old dude to have 6 girlfriends and all of them be younger than his newest pair of shoes.
13. Proved that fetishes are for the most part harmless and just weird.